Article here. It’s really nothing special except for the below contribution.

The United States government today announced that it is changing its national symbol to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the governments political stance.


A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.


To my fellow Americans, it really doesn’t get much more accurate than this.