1. Welcome to the Jungle…

    10.30.2008
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    Early last spring, the Dr.Pepper manufacturer claimed that they would send a can of the beverage to every person in America if Guns N Roses released their new album anytime during 2008. A spokesperson at Dr. Pepper joked they never thought this day would come.  Well, it has.  So the jokes on them I guess… the new album ‘Chinese Democracy‘ is set to be released November 23rd, 2008 MINUS Slash, Izzy, and every other original band member except Axl… I guess he had to find a way to pay for all that plastic surgery somehow….  cheek bone implants really?  

    I guess technically it’s not really GNR, just the artist formerly known as Axl’s face, and probably the American Idol band… or some another lame equivalent.  Don’t get me wrong I’m a product of the 80′s and 90′s and I appreciate a good hair band probably more than most, but is this really necessary?? Don’t ruin a good thing Axl- oh wait….   Maybe Axl and Billy Corgan should get together, just saying….

    Anyways, so hit Best Buy November 23rd, and check your copy of the Chinese Democracy along with a coupon for a free Dr.Pepper… at least if the album sucks, it won’t be an entire loss…

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